I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
Her mom drove me home after I blew a .13 So there I am wishing her mom a happy mother's day sitting in the passenger seat where I just banged her daughter 15 min prior
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
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