I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
I want a bottle of whiskey to be dropped at my doorstep like a stork drops babies when they are delivered to their parents.
God what have you done to be that much in need of alcohol.
Me WANTS my preciousssssssssss
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
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