since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
I can't. I will literally throw up my liver
Why dont you be an ebola patient for halloween? You can totally throw up and itll be part of your costume.
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HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
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I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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