This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
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