Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
he fucked my hip out of place.
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
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Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
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My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
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