i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
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I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
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i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
Pooping to opera.
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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