you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
I came so hard my ears popped.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
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