Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
Randomize
