If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
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Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
Got drunk and tried to deep fry burritos. Turns out wild turkey isn't a good replacement for vegetable oil. Nearly burned my house down.
Sober people should be as daring as drunk people more often, because honestly the fact you’ve lived so long is a sign that anything is possible.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
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God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
They took my balls.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
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