that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
you were carrying around a glass of vodka telling everyone it was Russian water
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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