i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
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almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
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I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
but dude how did I get so drunk?
Pretty sure it happened right after you poured a shot of Wild Turkey into your Budweiser, chugged it, and screamed "I. NEVER. BACK. DOWN!"
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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