Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
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