Ambien. No doubt about it.
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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