so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
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i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
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no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
He offered to let her do a line of coke off his hard-on. She said she'd had that hard-on and it would be a bump, not a line. Everyone laughed. That's why he left.
So that answers the first question but not the second: how the fuck am I getting home?
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
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