Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
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