Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
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i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
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I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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