Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
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You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
I performed "get broken glass out of my shoulder" surgery last night... Drunk, with a what-a-burger straw.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
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you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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