she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
My mom is getting really tired of hearing the excuse 'it's 5 oclock somewhere'
Slut skills are useful in every country.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
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