I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
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