I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
Then, halfway through our conversation, I remembered what you drunkenly told me last night and was all "maintain eye contact, do not look at his massive penis".
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
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