whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
We need a shit load of segways right now
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
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