so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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