i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
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a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
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i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
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I just faked an interview like I fake a fucking orgasm. Wonder if these candidates can tell I'm a tired and hungover recruiter?
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt