Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
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our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
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SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
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