so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
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