I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
this just has baby written all over it
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
I have surprise drugs for everyone
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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