Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
I'm like a savant for remembering names I learned while I was drunk. Seriously, I'm three for three. I'm on a roll.
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
THEY LEFT ME IN A CLUB BY MYSELF. I’M SO ANNOYED. I’M GOING TO FUCK THEIR BARTENDER FRIEND. Caps only because I’m really mad.
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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