Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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