So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
Randomize
