Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
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