I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
She came home wasted 'not wantin to talk about it' so for revenge I woke her up with a dutch oven and she puked all over me and the bed. I can't win.
Dude I told you 22 year olds shouldn't get married
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
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