I passed out in the cab. Woke up to the cabby yelling SIR SIR WE ARE AT THE TRAIN STATION!! SIRRRR!!
It's just like the Real World with babies
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
Randomize
