Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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