My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
barbara walters just said penis...
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
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My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
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I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
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