In the future we'll all be gay
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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