did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
did i walk over a car last night?
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
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