I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
I just saw a commercial that said "call your doctor if erections last more than 4 hours". I said "disgusting" and my mom said "I know, i hate when that happens." Get me out of here.
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
note to self, drunkenly bedazzeling the silverware was a stupid fucking idea
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Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
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Just opened up the freezer to find chocolate penis popsicles. Too hungover for this shit
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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