Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
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