who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
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I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
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I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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