She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
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Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
I can't turn off my feet"
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
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The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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