I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
There's even glitter on my cock...
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