Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
Randomize
