I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
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