Just had to reach into my sister's bag and shut off her vibrator so my parents wouldn't hear it. I am the world's greatest brother.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
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I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
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is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
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