Dear male population: sorry for being such a dick tease but thanks for paying for my bar tab and drunk food
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
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Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
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I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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