so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
I just shot gunned a beer for your birthday alone because you're too hungover at midnight to get out of bed. I'm not sure which of us is the bigger loser
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
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