I am in a vortex of obligation.
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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