Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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