Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
I woke up and she had washed, dried, folded my clothes, cooked me breakfast, and had started cleaning my room
haha, you sure you didnt fuck your mom?
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I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
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I deserve to be covered in dicks
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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