Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
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