I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
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