Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
I am literally sitting here with a jar of Nutella and a spoon, reading an article called "never drink alone again because now there's wine for cats." How single am I?
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
Randomize
