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I’m once again drinking at eight am on a Sunday in my tutu. This garment is literally my best purchase ever.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
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