Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
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