I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
How's work?
Spinning.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
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