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I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
