so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
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