I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
Randomize
