basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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