i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
I drunkenly said, "That's my future father-in-law!" And everyone made an uncomfortable / disgusted face... including the aforementioined future father-in-law. Maybe I should start dating other people.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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