bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
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NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
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My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
Every time I burp I plan an escape route because I'm scared I'm gonna puke on grandma
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
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